crank dat. fail.

START:

Soulja boy up in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man
When I do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thang

…..in the end……

この鍬でSouljaの少年
廃棄岩私はプログラムを見たことがない
Supamandatto鍬
次にDattorobokoppukuranku時計
スーパー新鮮な、ここでの愛をくださいされている以下の方々にしてください。
これらの悲観的なJocking
私はダットsoulja少年
私は、タンク内の左クリーン実行している

or

Soulja boy in this hoe
I never saw the waste rock program
Supamandatto hoe
Then watch Dattorobokoppukuranku
Super Fresh, the following are please please love the people here.
These pessimistic Jocking
I Dat soulja boy
I have left in the tank clean run

asian dad save

Text me out of this boredom

Posted on March 29, 2009 at 12:55am

A text message from my dad, while I was on a date:

“if u r bord let me know to save u”

lol sounds like something my mom would do XDDDDD

My Dad Is A Fob LOL

Cancun Advice

Posted on February 5, 2010 at 05:04pm

This was the conversation my dad and I had when I went to Cancun for spring break one year.

Me: Dad, I’m going to Cancun for spring break.
Dad: Will you be drinking?
Me: Yes
Dad: ok don’t drink too much because if you drink too much you’ll be a bad girl and bad girls end up on girls gone wild.

what kinda father is this?!

friends

ahhh friends

teehee i want a gay best friend, a lesbian best friend, and a bi best friend

i would say trans too, but im a little scared of that. im not judging, its just im still getting used to that idea, we’ll see

my fob friends <3

neven and bernie are sooo adorable together.

so maybe i have a bit of a yaoi obsession so sue me

blah i made a formspring

neven truly is gay. yayyyy <3

11:53pm Chesley

focussssssssss ><

11:54pmNeven

aight imma go to sleep

ill do it 2morow

11:54pmChesley

………..

blah

when?

11:54pmNeven

xDD

durin lunch

11:54pmChesley

drafting?

11:55pmNeven

and draftin

11:55pmChesley

how bout tutorial?

11:55pmNeven

yea D

11:55pmChesley

lol you wont sit and talk with berrrnieeee?

11:56pmNeven

0____________________0

NO

11:56pmChesley

;D

awwwww

why nottt?

11:57pmNeven

cuz ill be busy

11:57pmChesley

oh so if you WERENT busy….

)))

11:58pmNeven

…….

SHUT UP

IM OUT

11:59pmChesley

…..

out…

of the closet?

11:59pmNeven

OMFG STFU

11:59pmChesley

11:59pmNeven

ur gy

gayyyyy

11:59pmChesley

nuh uh you are

11:59pmNeven

….

11:59pmChesley

the day i see you and bernie both get girlfriends, will be the day i stop

11:59pmNeven

FINE

11:59pmChesley

LOL

fine as in

fine you can keep saying that

or

fine

as in

‘FINe we’ll both get gfs just to prove chesley and stephi wrong’

12:00amNeven

fine we’ll both get gfs just to prove…

12:00amChesley

LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

good luck?

xDDDDDD

12:01amNeven

….

12:01amChesley

teehee

12:01amNeven

aight

12:01amChesley

and when will you two reach this unattainable goal?

12:02amNeven

erono

BAIIIIIIII

:33

#)

12:02amChesley

goodnight creeper

12:02amNeven

…

Mint Choco Chip Cookie Failure

So, this week, for a chem lab, our teacher decided to make us bake cookies. He gave us Metric Measurements, told us to convert them to US form, and bake those darn cookies. AND bring them to class on tuesday so we can have a mini ‘party’ after our test. party my @ss.
Let’s just say….. I can’t cook for my life.
Patrick and I decided to work together to make cookies. Being azn and saving money.
BAD idea. Put two cooking failures together and you get an even bigger failure.
First thing first, we get our supplies out. And we run into our first wall :: We have no measuring supplies. Patrick’s mommie said, ‘ Just use the liquid one. It’s fine.’ (oh the beauty and simplicity of asian-ness)
We decide that is unacceptable and run like mad to the computer to see if anybody around in the area is willing to let us steal their supplies. We wasted half an hour searching for someone, and another 45 minutes WALKING to someone’s house, IN THE PITCH DARK.
what ever happened to streetlights?!
anyways. we saw a kitty XD it followed us around for a bit ____<
Well. We followed the recipe EXACTLY. And the first batch came out looking like…….
a blob of melted butter.
*looks at each other* huh?
So we dump in some more flour… yeah yeah yeah.
STILL nasty blob. tastes decent…if not for that NASTY NASTY BUTTER BLOB.
His dad ended up salvaging the situation. Both our parents came over and stared at the cookies and said incredulously ‘Are these COOKED?!?!?! o____O” ‘
Yes they were.
So, the next morning, I pick up the salvaged cookies, and bring them to school(half asleep)
I didn’t even get to TRY a cookie, since I only had like….9.
~~~CHEM CLASS~~~
*ohkay you can eat your cookies now*
So we compare cookie failures. Everybody fails at cooking apparently. LOL
I take a bite. And my tooth cracks. Well not exactly, but the cookie has teeth marks. No Joke. I threw it at the table, and I swear the table got a dent. I’m glad my Chem class has a sense of humor. We all laughed like hell.
I guess praying to the kitchen gods before cooking doesn’t always work neh?

Google Translator Fails

copyrighted by K.O.

Yes im stealing this from him. Ha. ha. If he ever sees this then yeah.

Enjoy~~~~~~~~~~

1. Find a nice long phrase in english
2. Have google translator translate it in another language
3. Have it translate back to english
4. Continue doing so until it decides on one or two phrases
5. LAUGH

Start: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
どのくらいの木をウッドチャックが木のウッドチャックができます
Woodchuck can chuck wood of the tree is a tree?
ウッドチャックすることができますは、ツリーの木のツリーは何ですか？
You can chuck wood, the wood of the tree is the tree?
ウッドチャック場合には、ツリーの木のツリーは何ですか？
If Chuck Wood, the wood of the tree is the tree?
ウッドチャックの場合は、ツリーの木のツリーは何ですか？
If the groundhog, the wood of the tree is the tree?
ウッドチャックの場合は、ツリーの木のツリーは何ですか？
If the groundhog, the wood of the tree is the tree? <–end

Start: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
如果夹头拨鼠Saturday以查wood or wood拨鼠some talent Saturday
如果夹头拨鼠周六以查木材或木材拨鼠一些人才星期六
如果拨鼠夹头六以查木材或木材拨鼠一些人才星期六Zhou
如果拨鼠夹头六以查木材或木材拨鼠一些人才星期六周
如果六以查木材或木材拨鼠一些人才星期六周夹头拨鼠 (I’m still translating back and forth)
如果六以查木材或木材拨鼠一些人才星期六周夹头拨鼠 <—end (that was strange)

Start: She had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur
彼女は彼らが毛皮の下にリンゴのジーンズ、ブーツだった
Apple bottom jeans in her fur that they were boots
彼女の毛皮の下でアップル社のジーンズは、ブーツが
Apple’s jeans under her fur, Boots
彼女の毛皮、ブーツの下に、アップル社のジーンズ
Her fur, under the boots, jeans Apple
彼女の毛皮、ブーツの下に、ジーンズ、アップル
Her fur, under the boots, jeans, Apple <—end (lol apple makes jeans? XDDDD)

Start: Womanizer woman womanizer you’re a womanizer
당신은 바람 둥 이죠 Womanizer 바람둥이 여자
Jilt you whore’s Womanizer
바람둥이 여자 창년아 Womanizer의
You whore playboy women’s Womanizer
당신이 바람둥이 여자의 Womanizer 창년아
You fucking whore playboy women’s Womanizer
이 창년아 바람둥이 여자의 Womanizer
You whore playboy women’s Womanizer <—end (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that was some abuse of a language XDDDD)

Start: I see you winding grinding up on that pole I know you see me looking at you and you already know I wanna fuck you
私はあなたはポールを見て、あなたが私を既に知っている私はあなたを参照してください知っているセックスしたい巻き研削を参照してください
I see you, Paul, and I know I already have you, please see the grinding rolls to have sex, please refer to your
私が、ポールを参照してください、私はすでに知っているので、研削ロールを参照してくださいを参照してくださいセックスをする
I, please refer to the pole, I know already, please refer to the sex, please refer to the grinding roll
私は、柱にしてください、私は、セックスを参照してください知っているので、研削ロールを参照してくださいを参照してください
I do, please post, I know, so please refer to the sex, please see please see the roll grinding
私は、投稿してください、私は知ってるので、セックスを参照してください。研削ロールを参照してくださいを参照してください
I do, please post, I know, please refer to the sex. Please refer to please refer to the grinding roll
私は、投稿してください、私は、セックスを参照してください知っているよ。以下を参照してくださいロールの研削を参照してください
I do, please post, I know I please see the sex. Please refer to the grinding of the roll, please see below
私は、投稿してください、私はセックスを参照してください知っているよ。詳しくは、ロールの研削を参照してください以下を参照してください
I do, please post, I know, please refer to the sex. For more information, please see the following: Please refer to the grinding roll
私は、投稿してください、私は、セックスを参照してください知っているよ。詳細については、以下を参照してください：以下の研削ロールを参照してください
I do, please post, I know I please see the sex. For more information, please see the following: Please refer to the following ground roll
私は、投稿してください、私はセックスを参照してください知っているよ。詳細については、以下を参照してください：以下の地盤のロールを参照してください
I do, please post, I know, please refer to the sex. For more information, please see the following: Please refer to the role of the ground below
私は、投稿してください、私は、セックスを参照してください知っているよ。以上については、以下を参照してください：詳しくは地面の下の役割を参照してください
I do, please post, I know I please see the sex. For more, please see the following: Please refer to the role of the ground
私は、投稿してください、私はセックスを参照してください知っているよ。詳細については、以下を参照してください：以下の地盤の役割を参照してください
I do, please post, I know, please refer to the sex. For more information, please see the following: Please refer to the role of the ground below <—end (WTF XDDDDDDDDD)

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first JYP audition <3

well that ends my first JYP audition. I didn’t do too well. so anyways.

location ::
when we got there, there was a crowd of people around the door, so Stephanie and I assumed it was a waiting line. (this was at some place in Oakland called ‘The Korean Times’ HQ lol) turns out it wasn’t; it  was just  a bunch of random people waiting. we got there, and we were numbers 146 and 147. pretty far back, considerng that they were only on numbers 40 when we got to the waiting room. every 5-10 minutes, a row of people would get up and leave for auditions, and the staff replaced them with a new batch of people. there was this huge projector screen covering the wall, and the DVD played videos of practicing/performing trainees, with a MV thrown in every half hour or so.
we wait. and wait. and wait.
for ever.
we fill out our forms, and it’s like……. the normal stalker info– name adress phone email age weight nationality ‘participating motivation’ and ‘experience’ I got confused at ‘participating motivation’
so we sit on our little squeaky plastic chairs, and this woman comes to collect dance CDs and stuff.
half way, I get bored and the loud speakers give me a headache @_@ and I get outside for some fresh air.
not happening. the lady herded us back in, and they didn’t have water. BRING WATER BOTTLES GUYS. AND HOMEWORK.
I left my hw in the car, a shame yeah. we got there at around 4:15 and we auditioned-finally- at 6:30 ish.
so we go in, and it’s in a totally different building for us. we get to the doorway, collect more CDs and are told that there’s no talking in the building.
we sit in the chairs, and one by one, we get up on the mini platform stage thing and perform. only one position allowed, like only singing or modeling. only one choice :’(
but man my voice shook >______< so sad.
but yeah. to all future auditioners:
there are no 2PM/Jaebom posters.
JYP is not there. it’s some Korean lady.
only one catagory allowed.
bring water. and hw. and a pillow. maybe a fan too

oh yeah. so when you get up to perform, you stand on this yellow tape line, and the person after you stands on this other yellow line, next to the bottom of the stage. and the modeling music/freestyle dance music is HELLA fast and the stage was quite small… Stephanie catwalked 3 steps and got to the front of the stage. dont know about you guys, but this is what happened for us. GL to all those trying out soon x)

epik chats <3

Heehee I decided post this epik chat that I had with Howard during orchestra xD
I sit in front of him and we use either of our iPods for chats XD
and we place it on the back of my seat to pass it back and forth
btw. Howard starts the convo

enjoy ;3

IM BORED

no really

you already said that

LOOK MY KEYBOARD BUTTONS GLOW WHEN YOU POKE THEM DD

oh cool
I need to type with my left hand now
tell Sam to stop molesting me ;(

LOLOLL
it’s ok he likes you very much P
XDDD

LOL yes he does
he likes poking my immense amount of FATTTTTTTTTTTTT
move to your left a bit
your butt is bouncy

WTF.
WTF IMMA KILL YOU
where’s the frikkin case?!
if I drop this any more without the case it’s gonna like just burst open :O

it’s behind ur buttttt
it’s not like you didn’t drop mine

well it had the case
oh. ok. tell Sam that he’s just jealous of your fat so he won’t stop poking it

he knows Hes jealous
he just poked me again
he’s telling you that I’m fatter than you

huh. no your not. he’s just blind I’m so fat he can’t even see

lol that barely makes sense
creepy stalker dude was staring at you again o.O
move to your left plox

WHO’S A CREEPY STALKER?!
my left?! no need to jab my ass with the iPod stupid geesh >:(

srry I meant creepy stalkerS

who’s that…?!

left and right
ergh brightness too low. the folds of fat around my eyes obscure the light

left and right…..???wtf? BRIGHTNESS TOO HIGH the fat in my eyes magnify the light D:

on your left and right
LOL that makes no sense I WINNN

THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
MY left and right? gavin and my stand partner?!

how can the fat that is under your skin magnify light????
yes they were being all creeperish and looking at your iPod

oh. ok. it’s the fat INSIDE my eyeball XP
they’re just sad that they have nobody to chat with
I just skiped lines and I’m like @_@

**••「BrEaKk」••**

thank you for breathing in my ear. it was well appreciated.

it’s called whispering
you’re welcome

well you suck at it.

better than you ;PP
your whisper is like muffled yelling

at least it’s audible. I can whisper properly when I want to p

I’m sure XD

STALKer STARINGGGG

LOL finally noticed

shush I always knew I just ignored it
theres so much time left D:
WTF he’s like muttering the entire time you know what he just said?! ‘don’t type in exclamation marks’

-.- are you serious?!!??!? totally not creepy

LOL and when we got to measures 156 he was like ‘yesss my favorite part’

LOL what a little creeper I feel bad for you. ewwww he’s wearing weird hella long socks

LOL it’s kinda sickening it’s worse than my DAD

yoko wants to see btw

okay, chesley, sallys spa? really??
*thats yoko

it’s fun
LOL creepers being creepy
LOL IT IS FUN

I finished it and got bored ((((
and I’m too azn to get the iPod OS 3.0 cos I hafta pay 9.95 ((((

lolll me tooo
I kinda want it tho

well me too
WHAT?! My stand partner is cool?!

I’m being sarcastic -.-
he’s sweating a lot……… ewww

OH. EWWWWW I knowww I saw last time IM NOT LOOKING
he bumped into me when he was attempting to avoid the sun. EWWW
hahaha you hafta stare at his sweatyness
(( haha you hafta endure his creepiness AND you have his sweat on you

………
ew AUGHHHHHHH

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HE WONT SHUT THE CRAP UP >:00

I KNOWWWWWW I CAN FRIGGIN HEAR HIM TOOOOO
YOU SHOULD TELL HIM TO MIND HIS OWN GODDAMMM BEESWAX
or stab him in the throat with ur pencil

WHAT A VDSGJKUYGHNNHFRWFGHHHGGFFFFGGBB
I HELLA WANNA

YOU should. I’m not even joking.
I used periods. I’m serious.
ok maybe not but still

haha

you need to sterilize your jacket
then tell him to SHUT THE F*** UP

maybe. ill throw it in the wash
sterilize the pencils and the music too ((((

no you hafta burn it
maybe not the pencils

or you can call him a fucking loser cocksucking spastic horsefucker.
whoever it is.(–yoko)

thats the best advice so far. do it.

ummmmmmmmmmm……………………

yes do ittt

WTF WAS THAT?!

so you wouldn’t drop it again
……………………………………………….

…………………………………………….. .yourself

I wish katyani was here (((((
she would make me feel better

LOL my hand was spazzingg

……….. itching to poke him to death?

^^end of class^^