crank dat. fail.

START:

Soulja boy up in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man
When I do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thang

…..in the end……

この鍬でSouljaの少年
廃棄岩私はプログラムを見たことがない
Supamandatto鍬
次にDattorobokoppukuranku時計
スーパー新鮮な、ここでの愛をくださいされている以下の方々にしてください。
これらの悲観的なJocking
私はダットsoulja少年
私は、タンク内の左クリーン実行している

or

Soulja boy in this hoe
I never saw the waste rock program
Supamandatto hoe
Then watch Dattorobokoppukuranku
Super Fresh, the following are please please love the people here.
These pessimistic Jocking
I Dat soulja boy
I have left in the tank clean run

asian dad save

Text me out of this boredom

Posted on March 29, 2009 at 12:55am

A text message from my dad, while I was on a date:

“if u r bord let me know to save u”

lol sounds like something my mom would do XDDDDD

My Dad Is A Fob LOL

Cancun Advice

Posted on February 5, 2010 at 05:04pm

This was the conversation my dad and I had when I went to Cancun for spring break one year.

Me: Dad, I’m going to Cancun for spring break.
Dad: Will you be drinking?
Me: Yes
Dad: ok don’t drink too much because if you drink too much you’ll be a bad girl and bad girls end up on girls gone wild.

what kinda father is this?!

friends

ahhh friends

teehee i want a gay best friend, a lesbian best friend, and a bi best friend

i would say trans too, but im a little scared of that. im not judging, its just im still getting used to that idea, we’ll see

my fob friends <3

neven and bernie are sooo adorable together.

so maybe i have a bit of a yaoi obsession so sue me

blah i made a formspring

neven truly is gay. yayyyy <3

11:53pm Chesley

focussssssssss ><

11:54pmNeven

aight imma go to sleep

ill do it 2morow

11:54pmChesley

………..

blah

when?

11:54pmNeven

xDD

durin lunch

11:54pmChesley

drafting?

11:55pmNeven

and draftin

11:55pmChesley

how bout tutorial?

11:55pmNeven

yea D

11:55pmChesley

lol you wont sit and talk with berrrnieeee?

11:56pmNeven

0____________________0

NO

11:56pmChesley

;D

awwwww

why nottt?

11:57pmNeven

cuz ill be busy

11:57pmChesley

oh so if you WERENT busy….

)))

11:58pmNeven

…….

SHUT UP

IM OUT

11:59pmChesley

…..

out…

of the closet?

11:59pmNeven

OMFG STFU

11:59pmChesley

11:59pmNeven

ur gy

gayyyyy

11:59pmChesley

nuh uh you are

11:59pmNeven

….

11:59pmChesley

the day i see you and bernie both get girlfriends, will be the day i stop

11:59pmNeven

FINE

11:59pmChesley

LOL

fine as in

fine you can keep saying that

or

fine

as in

‘FINe we’ll both get gfs just to prove chesley and stephi wrong’

12:00amNeven

fine we’ll both get gfs just to prove…

12:00amChesley

LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

good luck?

xDDDDDD

12:01amNeven

….

12:01amChesley

teehee

12:01amNeven

aight

12:01amChesley

and when will you two reach this unattainable goal?

12:02amNeven

erono

BAIIIIIIII

:33

#)

12:02amChesley

goodnight creeper

12:02amNeven

…